What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize