You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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