My brain says no but my pants say off.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
