i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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