fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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