I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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