would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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