So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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