hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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