That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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