I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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