Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
and she was petting her beer can
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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