Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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