Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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