Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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