My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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