what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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