Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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