Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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