You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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