is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I don't think brook has ever known best
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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