Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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