i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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