i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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