left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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