Christians are straight up FREAKS
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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