so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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