For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just wanna be euthanized
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