I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I had to cum in my sink.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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