How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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