Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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