Having a random hookup so left but love u
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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