that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just google imaged poop.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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