She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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