were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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