Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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