I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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