just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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