he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Randomize
