some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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