More tranny stories later!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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