i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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