you would pick up someone in the library
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize