And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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