She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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