If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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