I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
