All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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