I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
