He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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