I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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