How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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