Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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