Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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