Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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