Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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