Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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