Its about making memories worth repressing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He better not be in your backpack
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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