I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize